In the next scene, after getting rid of Bella, Blade looks at Edward and says, “Looks like your mascara’s running.” Edward, in true glitter-boy fashion, doesn’t intend to hang around…

For those who can’t be restricted to Twilight’s rather limited Team Necrophilia or Team Bestiality, now there’s an alternative…

Blade places his hands on each of their shoulders, and quotes Edward. “Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.”

Move Over Shake Weight: Now There’s Something Meatier!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df8GVX0LbC8

Ya know, my particular “dislike” of monotonous mediatard Wolf Blitzer is rather well known in some circles, so stuff like this just makes my day.