Posts Tagged with "stabbing"

What Would You Do if Someone Pulled a Knife on You?

January 22nd, 2014 at 4:25 pm by Zacque
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While it may seem uncharacteristically sexist to some, it’s also good to have a sense of humor and think, “This is what Mark should have done back 2008!” lol

If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a saandwich.

How to Get Stabbed

June 28th, 2012 at 5:47 pm by Mark
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I’m dumbfounded at people who goad and antagonize others to do things and are mystified when they actually do them. As if the person with the knife is gonna say, “No, I was just gonna make a you a sammich.”

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