Posts Tagged with "taxes"

The Latest Yoga Position

February 27th, 2014 at 3:16 pm by Jason
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If you can’t afford healthcare insurance, you’ll understand.

Yoga teacher: "Now, get down on all fours with your rear in the air."  Marge Simpson: "What position is this?"  Yoga instructor: "The American Taxpayer."

Amidst Tax Slams, Apple Unveils iPhone 6

May 22nd, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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Amidst slams of tax evasion by the several world governments, and after years of throwing everything but the kitchen sink into what used to be known as the “cellular telephone,” Apple has made yet another paradigm shift for their next iPhone…

iPhone 6: No Apps.  No Internet.  No distractions.

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Explaining Taxes to Children

November 7th, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark
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“Oh, you have a scrape on your knee? Well, under Obamacare, then you have to give me two ice creams a month for me to put a Band-Aid and some Neosporin on it. If you don’t have two ice creams, then we’re gonna make the store give them to you, and you have to give them to me for your Band-Aid.”