Posts Tagged with "television"

Facebook Relationship Status: Netflix & Weed

July 26th, 2017 at 7:31 pm by Mike
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And everything was good until he realized Netflix was actually stalking him through his Samsung Smart TV…
My first spliff wasn’t particularly memorable; smoking weed just became a thing I did with my friends around the age of 16. And by “a thing,” I don’t mean a passing fad or an occasional pastime; it was all I did. Every day after school, we’d either sit in the park—or climb a tree in Hampstead Heath, if we were feeling especially motivated—and get high. We would even go to my place and watch netflix and smoke- kinda like in That 70s Show- and just hang. It was until recently that I started reading Midas Letter Cannabis Stock and learning more about the plant itself. Either way, I’m sure many of you have similar memories.

Sometimes we smoked soap bar and ended up with hot-rock holes in our clothes; sometimes we smoked bush weed—and a lot of it, because it was full of seeds and wouldn’t get you lean if you didn’t. But mainly it was skunk, the one your parents tell you is much stronger than the stuff they had in their day. Which, in fairness to your parents, is accurate: It’s about five times more potent than that brown Thai stick stuff you get wrapped up in red string.

Walking Dead Season 5 Mid-Season Premier

February 8th, 2015 at 2:01 pm by Mark
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As the time draws near for the mid-season premier of AMC’s The Walking Dead, everyone has burning questions on their mind. Who’s left from the Terminus group? Is Morgan going to cause trouble? Who will live? Who will die? Is Rick Grimes still batshit crazy?

The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes: "Who's This?" Caller: "Jake, from State Farm..."

Family Feud: Less Family Than Usual

March 2nd, 2014 at 7:23 pm by Jason
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Wow they read my mind!

Family Feud: "No something that gets hard when it gets cold."  "Nipples."  "I'm just trying to keep the show together for a season! Just one! Just let me get a season in."  #4: Nipples (7).

The Walking Dead: Return of Judith

February 16th, 2014 at 9:32 pm by Mark
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So the biggest open question since the mid-season break of The Walking Dead has been answered: baby Judith is alive. But for how long, considering Tyreese’s poor choice in Au Pair?

Judith Grimes: "Sure, I'll quit crying as soon as I have your assurance that crazy Lizzie isn't gonna try and strangle me in my sleep."

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How Does a Bill Work?

January 27th, 2014 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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Back in the 70’s, we had excellent educations regarding the Process of Government, thanks, in no small part to the uproar of the 60’s and some wonderful educational shorts by Schoolhouse Rock.

Regardless of which side of the political fence you’re on, the rules have certainly changed regarding two thirds majority. New points of order, Yea or Nay votes and special interests have completely clouded the Legislative process to the point that no one outside of Congress can make any sense of it.

Since the 80’s, I’ve always said, “Take stock in America — Buy a U.S. Senator!”

"How does a bill work?" "No one fucking knowws any more, Billy."