Posts Tagged with "television"

Walking Dead Season 5 Mid-Season Premier

February 8th, 2015 at 2:01 pm by Mark
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As the time draws near for the mid-season premier of AMC’s The Walking Dead, everyone has burning questions on their mind. Who’s left from the Terminus group? Is Morgan going to cause trouble? Who will live? Who will die? Is Rick Grimes still batshit crazy?

The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes: "Who's This?" Caller: "Jake, from State Farm..."

Family Feud: Less Family Than Usual

March 2nd, 2014 at 7:23 pm by Jason
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Wow they read my mind!

Family Feud: "No something that gets hard when it gets cold."  "Nipples."  "I'm just trying to keep the show together for a season! Just one! Just let me get a season in."  #4: Nipples (7).

The Walking Dead: Return of Judith

February 16th, 2014 at 9:32 pm by Mark
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So the biggest open question since the mid-season break of The Walking Dead has been answered: baby Judith is alive. But for how long, considering Tyreese’s poor choice in Au Pair?

Judith Grimes: "Sure, I'll quit crying as soon as I have your assurance that crazy Lizzie isn't gonna try and strangle me in my sleep."

How Does a Bill Work?

January 27th, 2014 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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Back in the 70’s, we had excellent educations regarding the Process of Government, thanks, in no small part to the uproar of the 60’s and some wonderful educational shorts by Schoolhouse Rock.

Regardless of which side of the political fence you’re on, the rules have certainly changed regarding two thirds majority. New points of order, Yea or Nay votes and special interests have completely clouded the Legislative process to the point that no one outside of Congress can make any sense of it.

Since the 80’s, I’ve always said, “Take stock in America — Buy a U.S. Senator!”

"How does a bill work?" "No one fucking knowws any more, Billy."

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The Zombie Breakup

January 26th, 2014 at 7:03 pm by Mark
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As hardcore The Walking Dead fans are eagerly awaiting its return on February 9th, many other people are falling out of love with the entire Zombie genre.

Zombie Break Up: "I think we should eat other people."