Posts Tagged with "unemployment"

Unemployment Expected to Rise

November 13th, 2012 at 7:48 pm by Mark
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As expected, nearly 1.5 million jobs were terminated today after the midnight release of Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Due to a complete lack of production, the Dow Industrial closed at nearly 60 points down today, despite the sharp upturn in retail spending. Economic Analysts are still skeptical, given the expected 1% rise in unemployment claims due for Wednesday, November 14th.

Analysts Hopeful About Consumer Spending

November 12th, 2012 at 7:53 pm by Mark
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As the November 13th, 2012 release of Call of Duty: Black Ops II nears, analysts are hopeful about the sudden stimulation in late night consumer retail spending. Not since 2009 has there been such an anticipated video game release, which is assured to cause the Obama camp to issue a statement taking credit for the slight economic upturn.

Many Analysts, however, urge vigilance, as news of an additional rash of unemployment is expected to follow on November 15th, 2012.

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I WILL WALK YOUR DOG

April 11th, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Mark
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Even Snoop Puppy-Dogg isn’t safe in this recession.

Craigslist - I will walk your dog

Source: Yep, it’s really Craigslist.

The Plight of Unemployed Stormtroopers

July 6th, 2010 at 9:00 pm by Mark
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When unemployment is at its worst, you do what you have to do to survive. I’m just surprised these guys didn’t consider a career in geek porn.

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