Search Engine Craziness
November 2nd, 2006 at 2:00 am by MarkTags: google, humor, search, seo
A couple of times a week, I check out the statistics on this site … the number of visitor sessions, number of pages they viewed, referrers, and, of course, search engine search terms that brought people here.
I can understand getting a lot of hits for some of the things we’ve written about on here over the years. Sure, Bai Ling, Femtroopers, Antidisestablishmentarians, psychos and even ex-girlfriends, you know… the usual fodder.
Still, one of the most commonly used search terms — to the tune of several thousand a week in different variations — are graphic terms for bestiality with sheep, which amusingly end up at the old article about Grant Gillon.
Sometimes, however, I get really weird search terms, that multiple people have searched for… Like the fourty-three sessions:
Sure enough, there we are on Google’s #15. That’s just crazy!
Then there’re these twenty-four sessions…
Even higher, we’re at Google’s #3. Who knew?
And thirteen gems like this:
Yeah, we get Google’s #8 on that search.
Really, it blows my mind sometimes.
November 23rd, 2006 at 11:12 am
Hey, I am number 3 on Google when you search for “cute ass”! That’s my number 2 (no pun intended) search term!
November 30th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
I get some really strange ones too…weirdest ever had to be “goose necked dildo + band of brothers.” I’ve gotta hope that was some kind of typo.