One nasty little drive-up motel that I stayed at years ago (in Paducah, Kentucky) was the most uninhabitable place I’ve ever seen — so bad, in fact, that the homeless would’ve shunned it. Combined with one I’d stayed in there before (which seemed to be a haven for women eager to take advantage of Military men), and a few others around the state, I was pretty well put off lodging in Kentucky at all.
Fortunately, over the past while, I’ve realized that it isn’t the norm. Like most, last night’s cheap hotel was perfectly normal.
I’ve stayed in a helluva lot of hotels and motels throughout my life, and pretty much found that once you get away from the old-school, drive-up motels ala Norman Bates, they’re all pretty much the same. The rooms are laid out similarly, they all have Cable TV, an ironing board, a blow dryer, a free pen, etc. The biggest difference is usually the quality of the linens.
However … The more “budget” the hotel, the more you increase the likelihood of getting a splinter in your ass from the John Wayne toilet paper.
You know, the kind that’s rough, and tough, and won’t take shit off nobody…
As I said before, I don’t teach because the weight of my sarcasm may crush some heads.
Fortunately, Donnie has continued to teach his “You Suck at Photoshop” course. Here are all four in all their glory.
Not only did I laugh my ass off, I actually learned a couple of cool tricks.
Although, I definitely know how to get rid of a cat better… Umm… Yeah, take that however you want, although, I hear that since I’m a blogger, I’m required to own at least one cat. I think not.
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