Excerpt from a conversation between someone and someone else:

“What’s this shit about people fucking themselves by … Glenn?”

“I dunno — some idiot trying to become someone on blogitude.com”

“Sounds like a horrible idea.  Maybe he’s just a friend of Mark’s?”

“Right, probably some programmer/slacker guy in Los Angeles.  Who else likes Melon Flavored Green Tea…?”

“Yeah – no shit!  Either a pansy, or someone trying too hard to be funny.”

“Was something funny?”

“Good point.  I’m gonna go shove a juicebox up my ass, drink a glass of wine, and call it a day…”

“Cheers!”
Happy New Year!

Glenn