Blogitude in the Burgeoning Blogosphere

November 30th, 2009 at 12:18 am by Mark
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     It’s no big secret I haven’t been reading a lot of other blogs for a while.  It’s not because I’m a selfish ass, it’s just about time.  Well, that, and that I can’t find an RSS reader I like.  Quite honestly, I wish I had a nipple on my ass just for Google Reader.  While it works well for many, I have nothing but problems with it.

     I’ve been hitting a lot of tangent reads, however, while looking at stats, and I’ve come across some that are just fit right in with my own twisted sense of humor.

      FU, Penguin is absolutely brilliant.  As an animal lover, I just can’t help but look at the beautiful pictures, and think about all the wonderful things this author has to say about each one of God’s creatures.  It just warms my heart, and sometimes, even gives me a woody. I love this blog so much, that I may actually buy the book rather than downloading it from Limewire.

     I found this next blog due to some 17-year-old prick from Michigan writing a crap article about the Ten Five Worst Blogs Ever.  Apparently, his math skills were as bad as his authorship.  I think it comes from buying too many fake drugs from 8 Mile.  So STFU, kiddo.  Eminem you are not.  And neither is Eminem.
     And thus is the introduction to one of my new favorite reads, The Worst SEO Blog Ever!, however SEOHack hasn’t written in days because he’s too busy microblogging stupid shit on Twitter.  If he could pull his head out of his rectum for five minutes, I’d actually like to have a chat with him, because, as the blog suggest, his SEO Blog is tremendously poor, while his SEO Skill is extremely high.  Irreverent, intelligent, and insightful as it may not be, I thoroughly enjoy reading it.

     And while we’re on the subject of finely attuned, irreverent link-whores, we certainly can’t forget our good friend Fracas, who’s closed her old blog in favor of her own domain so that she can put up ads to her heart’s — and pocket book’s — delight.
     Don’t spend all those pennies in one place, Fracas, mah dear.  I mean, seriously, one good Snickers bar, and the blog fund will be broke all over again. 😉

     Ahh, the Internet is a fun place.

     Good night, and good luck.


5 Responses to “Blogitude in the Burgeoning Blogosphere”

  1. fracas Says:

    I don’t know what the hell I want Mark. I don’t post at the fracas blog for more than a week and my stats hover at the same or higher. I do prefer the fracas blog but am sick of worrying about the WP ‘police’. Hell, I was reported for having ads there and sent a warning… when I didn’t even have any ads. Seems someone thought my little images in the sidebar where ‘too slick’ and must be ads so instead of freakin’ clicking to find they only lead to stuff I’ve done and not ads, they ‘reported’ me. I got a warning and had to prove to WP that I wasn’t doing anything wrong.

    And I sure as frac don’t want to try write six million blogs like some folks. I just can’t do it. I think I can buy more than a snickers bar so far… but sure as heck can’t afford the gold plated toilets I want. (I heard if they’re gold plated, it prevents pregnancy and since I’m way too old to be having any more babies… I really wanted one badly.)

    I luv you to bits for giving fraccers a plug though. For many reasons, you’re one awesome bloke; anyone who doesn’t think so can just frac off!

  2. Mark Says:

    Shh, you’re not supposed to mention that sometimes we actually make a bit of coin on the ads. I mean, I’m up to a candy bars and three beers now! 😉

    Seriously, tho, you’ve got a great blog. There’s a lot of good material there, and it’s gonna stay that way. Now if you can inject the same amount of humor into the new digs, oh yeah, you’re gonna come out well. 🙂 And, ya know, if you get nostalgic, I’ll send you a copy of my recently completed plugin, “WP-Police,” which annoys you with randomly timed Terms of Service Notices, but doesn’t actually *do* anything. 😉

    As for these toilet seats …. Holy Hell, so you mean, if we were neighbors in Argleton, that I could actually use your toilet and there’d be no chance of impregnating you whatsoever? How cool would THAT be?

    But thank you for reminding me about all of that. Because, you see, I’ve been a little unsafe again lately, and feel horrible. I used Zacque’s toilet a few weeks ago.

    I sure hope he doesn’t get pregnant… But I’m sure if he does, it’ll be an asshole baby.

    And Fracas, after this morning’s “other” commenter, I think I’m gonna take your lead and do something more with this blog…

    Maybe I’ll rename it, or something…

    What do you think ….

    Is that a winner?

  3. fracas Says:

    Now I’m pissed at you Mark. You made cake and didn’t share? Geez.

    I have to admit, I do not have the slightest clue what all those other commenters are talking about, so I can only go on the time I’ve known you for myself. I suppose the world would be a better place if people only decided about other people based on their own experiences instead of gossip… wouldn’t it? It’s such a waste of anyone’s time to use it trying to make someone else look bad. I learned that back in high school. 😉

    I think you’re a kick-ass bloke and I don’t care what anyone else says. BUT… the next time you make cake and don’t give me any, there will be trouble I tell ya… trouble.

  4. Mark Says:

    Cake, yep. Mmmm… Chocolate cake… Yummy cake. Yummy cake.

    I’m gonna do something about that … Cake ….

    Yes, it would. 🙂

    And thank you. 🙂

  5. SEO Hack Says:

    holy shit, i just totally wrote something about only using the fucking Twitter and then i see this! weird, weird, weird.