Archive for February, 2011

Penis Naming for Dummies

February 28th, 2011 at 11:30 am by Mark
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They say that many men gives their penis a name because they don’t want a stranger making ninety percent of their decisions.  My penis, for instance, is named Dwayne Johnson, although it usually goes by its alias, “The Rock.”  *cough*

You can choose the name based on many factors, like its size for instance. Men in adult films who have big packages as seen in adult clips and galleries can often make men with small tools insecure. Of course, it is given that the thing between their legs could drive women crazy. That can affect your inspiration when it comes to picking a name for your penis. Do what’s necessary to make you feel proud saying its name out load!

Just in case you’re not creative enough to come up with a name for your penis on own or with the help of a “loved” one, Amazon now sells The Penis Name Book.

The Penis Name Book

Roommate Advice 101

February 27th, 2011 at 6:00 pm by Mark
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In any sort of relationship where two adults must live in close proximity, there are certain things each much be considerate of. While personal hygeine is certainly important, it doesn’t trump the fact that cleaning up after yourself can sometimes be even more important…

Clean Up Your Pubes

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Amazing Human Catapult

February 25th, 2011 at 4:00 am by Mark
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An amazing CGI special effect that makes you wonder WTF? Why?

Flight of the Bumblebee on Bottles

February 24th, 2011 at 8:00 am by Mark
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Imagine how this might’ve gone had they drank *all* of the beer…

Stock Photos

Ultimate Caption Fail

February 23rd, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Mark
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Reliable, computerized Voice Recognition technology has been available since the 1980’s, with vast strides in multilingual and dialectical capabilities becoming mainstream in the mid-1990’s.  Leave it to Google’s cutting-edge software development team to re-invent the wheel — as a box.