Archive for April, 2012

Improper Use of a Custom License Plate

April 30th, 2012 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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You would’ve thought the DMV would’ve caught this one, on its University of Vagin… err… I mean, University of Virginity… err… University of Virginia vanity plate. 😉

The Real Slim Shady

April 28th, 2012 at 10:26 am by Mark
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Now with added Lime.

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Obviously, He’s Trying too Hard to Get Laid…

April 26th, 2012 at 5:18 pm by Mark
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Seriously, what guy actually listens to Nickelback?

Marriage: The Leading Cause of Obesity Since 5000 BC

April 25th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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Nearly fifty percent of all marriages in the US end in divorce, according to 2009 statistics provided by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD). Comparatively (in an apples and oranges sort of way), the OECD reports that 30.6% of Americans are obese.

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Dating 101: Keep it Simple

April 24th, 2012 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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How will anyone know you’re interested if you never have the nerve to tell them? Of course, here they take it on with a harmless joke, and finding a funny side to situations is healthy! Some people do have questions like these however. How to talk to girls, or even once you have, how to last longer in bed are very common questions that people can sadly be to timid or not have the right person to talk to about it. Talk to a trusted friend, or a counselor, and be careful what advice you choose to listen to online if you decide to look for answers there. Be ready to run into many funny posts on the topic like this one! Don’t get frustrated, all posts like this one mean is that it is that prevalent, and therefore perfectly ok to not know how to deal with yourself. Allow yourself to have fun with it too!