Archive for May, 2012

Dating 102: The Illustrated Guide to Picking Up Chicks

May 17th, 2012 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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As in Dating 101, keep it simple. Once you’ve approached the object of your desire, assure it you’re not a douchebag, and refer to the diagram below.

Build Your Own AT-AT Walker

May 16th, 2012 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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Sure, there are a few kinks to work out, including, but not limited to, its innate need to attack household pets, chase cars, SQUIRREL! roll in mud, SQUIRREL! attempt to eat pizza delivery men, SQUIRREL! etc. Waste management may also be an issue…

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Samuel Owl Jackson is Sick of Your Meme!

May 15th, 2012 at 7:59 pm by Mark
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“I DARE YOU TO SAY MEME AGAIN!”

Note: Source. See more Samuel Owl Jackson on Twitter.

Sarcasm & Irony As Illustrated by Grammar & Spelling

May 15th, 2012 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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There is a subtle difference between sarcasm and irony.

Sarcasm: That sure is a nice question mark, Grammar Nazi #2.

Irony: Why did they misspell, “Congratulations?”

Any questions?

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An Important Reason to Keep Your Images Private

May 14th, 2012 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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I’m guessing this never happened to Humphrey Bogart. I’m just sayin’…

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