I used to work at a fertility clinic… until one Easter when I hid all the eggs…

I’ll bet she wanted a Big Mac, too. Supersize it!

As in Dating 101, keep it simple. Once you’ve approached the object of your desire, assure it you’re not a douchebag, and refer to the diagram below.

I was culturally sensitive enough not to post this yesterday, given that it was Chinese New Year.

Yeah, everyone loves big breasts… especially with a bit of hot sauce.

Of course, this commercial, like many, points out just how weird white South Africans are…