Be careful what you ask for… You just might get it.

Almost nobody remembers the 20th century’s foremost “expert” on child psychology, Dr. Spock. No, I’m not talking about pointy-eared, eyebrow-cocking Vulcan from Star Trek. But it does illustrate a point — Television is a bad babysitter, especially when it’s The Walking Dead.

“On Thursday… I think she hits the turtles!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq2T7jP7dpQ

Interview with a One-Year-Old

Many women expect men to make decisions about subjects they have no idea about, especially if they’re not sure what they want. But past decisions about what color and design goes best with the living room curtains or if this belt matches that dress and handbag — and Oh my God! Now we’re going to have to change the makeup now and get a new haircut, or get a hair removal treatment with a Touch Up Laser for more— some women are so impossible that they actually expect a man to read their mind and say what he thinks she wants, whereupon if he improperly predicts the precise words that are bouncing around in the ether of her head, he’s in the proverbial doghouse.

In other cases, you get these types…

Someone at Target has a sick sense of humor. That is clearly the John Kerry ceramic.