A Day in the Life of Count von Count
November 8th, 2012 at 5:22 pm by Mark
Tags: count, muppets, sesame street, teeth, toothbrush, vampires
I imagine it’d be problematic for a vampire to brush their teeth… And even moreso for a Vampire puppet…
Archive for November, 2012
Tags: count, muppets, sesame street, teeth, toothbrush, vampires
Explaining Taxes to Children
November 7th, 2012 at 5:20 pm by MarkTags: healthcare, kids, obama, parenting, taxes
“Oh, you have a scrape on your knee? Well, under Obamacare, then you have to give me two ice creams a month for me to put a Band-Aid and some Neosporin on it. If you don’t have two ice creams, then we’re gonna make the store give them to you, and you have to give them to me for your Band-Aid.”
It Doesn’t Matter Who You Vote For
November 6th, 2012 at 7:14 pm by MarkTags: elections, obama, politics, president, romney
It doesn’t matter who you vote for — as long as you get out and vote! But regardless of the winner, you’re still gonna get screwed.
Hipster Dinosaur
November 5th, 2012 at 7:59 pm by MarkTags: dinosaurs, hipster, hipstersaurus, vintage
You just can’t get more “vintage” than “Hipstersaurus.”
