In the following graph, I can substitute most anything for Childhood…

Apparently, she took Pink Floyd a little too seriously.

The few jobs that are out there these days have far too many applicants. Even if you’re lucky enough to make the cut to get an interview, your hopes are soon dashed by words and phrases such as, “you’re overqualified,” “you have too much experience,” “you’ve made too much money” and “the résumé looks fine, but please take off your shirt.” The next time someone offers me a seat, I’m walking out with it.

It’s been another great year for blogitude.com! Today, we’d like to recap our top ten, most popular & most shared posts from 2012:

#10: Facebook Relationship Status
February 9th, 2012 at 12:12 pm by Mark

They really should implement this…

#9: Questioning Your Sexual Orientation?
April 16th, 2012 at 5:43 pm by Mark

If you’re unclear about whether you’re homosexual or bisexual, this may help you. Perhaps you’re merely one of 1.34 billion Chinese.

#8: Evil Cellphone Tricks: Cat Facts Revenge
March 7th, 2012 at 5:49 pm by Mark

I didn’t think the Cat Facts prank could be usurped, but I was wrong.

#7: This Pickup Line Can’t Fail
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark

Although, the “backflip” in question will most probably be a back-handed, one-fingered salute…

#6: Speaking of Duckface Photos…
April 13th, 2012 at 5:53 pm by Mark

It’s not rabbit season … It’s duck season!

#5: The Difference Between Cats and Dogs
February 24th, 2012 at 5:44 pm by Mark

Yeah, I’m not much for cats, either. They give me gas.

But dogs don’t!

#4: How to Really Enjoy Rock-Paper-Scissors
June 14th, 2012 at 5:39 pm by Mark

Sometimes, you have to bend the rules.

#3: Open Season on Duckface Photos
April 13th, 2012 at 12:02 pm by Mark

If the meme isn’t enough for you, be sure to play the video game!

#2: Social Studies Win
March 12th, 2012 at 5:25 pm by Mark

I can’t find any fault at all with this one. In fact, it’s so brilliant, I’ll bet the teacher gave this kid an A — for Asshole!

#1: Safe Sex Fail
March 10th, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Mark

Apparently, Mom wants grandkids with Ashley…

Thanks, everyone, for reading, re-posting and sharing!