Given the current socio-political atmosphere, it’s absolutely impossible not to offend someone when attempting to advertise a product. Taco Bell upset Vegetarians, Coca Cola upset Arab-Americans and Volkswagen didn’t upset Jamaicans — but totally pissed off a bunch of white Americans who wanted to cry racism. This Aquafresh ad is dedicated to those people…

This is the perfect time to perform the otherwise useless skill of yelling, “Dude! She called you a scruffy-looking nerf-herder!” in Shyriiwook.

If you get this, it doesn’t mean you’re old. It just means you have a sick mind.

Have you ever seen something in the rearview mirror that made you turn around and do a double-take? Happens to me all the time…

Calling your band “Various Artists” in the MP3 era is right on par with calling your band “Free Beer” in the bar-band era: clever, yet ineffective.