Archive for July, 2013

Don’t Mess With the Crazy Cat Lady

July 17th, 2013 at 5:18 pm by Mark
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Crazy Cat Lady may be a Black Belt.

Crazy Cat Lady Window Sticker

Lack of Comma Causes Cannibalism

July 16th, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Mark
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Proper use of Commas is as important as the proper use of Capitalization, especially when someone I know was telling the story about helping his uncle Jack off his horse.

"I'm hungry. >-<"  "Go eat my child.  Go eat, my child. Don't you f---ing go near my children"

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Are We Losing Our Imaginations?

July 15th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Every time someone says something stupid, I want to follow them around with a camera and pitch a new reality television show to A&E…

Every time someone dies in a movie I stare at their chest and watch for breathing...

Office Space: Revenge of the Lumbergh

July 14th, 2013 at 5:29 pm by Mark
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Apparently, that whole “red stapler” thing stuck in my head. I think Lumbergh would make an excellent, if not quirky, Sith Lord…

Lumbergh Vader: "So, ummm, if you could just come to the Dark Side, that would be great..."

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Spanish Can Be as Confusing as English…

July 13th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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I was nearly fluent in Spanish years ago. Now the only thing I can remember with any certainty is, “Tengo un bolígrafo rojo.” But I don’t really have a red pen… Or a red stapler, for that matter…

Fill Werrell: "Mi papá tiene 47 años = My dad is 47 years old. Mi papa tiene 47 anos = My potato has 47 assholes. I love spanish."