Don’t Mess With the Crazy Cat Lady
July 17th, 2013 at 5:18 pm by MarkTags: bumper stickers, cats, funny signs
Crazy Cat Lady may be a Black Belt.

Crazy Cat Lady may be a Black Belt.

Proper use of Commas is as important as the proper use of Capitalization, especially when someone I know was telling the story about helping his uncle Jack off his horse.

Every time someone says something stupid, I want to follow them around with a camera and pitch a new reality television show to A&E…

Apparently, that whole “red stapler” thing stuck in my head. I think Lumbergh would make an excellent, if not quirky, Sith Lord…

I was nearly fluent in Spanish years ago. Now the only thing I can remember with any certainty is, “Tengo un bolígrafo rojo.” But I don’t really have a red pen… Or a red stapler, for that matter…
