You know times they are a-changing when people are offended that women who are taking off their clothes in front of a bunch of men are being objectified as sexual objects… In typical Canadian form, Jeremy Rossier, Manager of the No. 5 Orange club in Vancouver, BC responded, “Sorry.”

The fact that nearly every single UFO, Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster photo out there is a grainy mess does tend to throw the burden on proof on the person making the claims…

If you’re going to claim your sushi is a work of art, you might as well make it so — like this sushi, inspired by the impressionist Edward Munch’s painting, “The Scream.”

I’m sorry to report that I’m not feeling very “patriotic” lately, given my personal circumstances. Regardless, I do wish everyone a happy — and, most of all, safe! — Fourth of July.

This is just proof that green men can’t rap.