The United States doesn’t corner the market on sexual innuendos for names, as proven by this Australian. You have to wonder — was it really his name, or did he just want to show how naïve the media can be?

Next, they’ll be going on about the weight of the burgers. Personally, I don’t want a skinny little burger — I prefer mine a bit “thick.”

Sometimes, even vegetarians crave a good, juicy bacon cheeseburger.

Regardless of how some people try and blur the lines, some animals are pets and some animals are food.

Some days, the squirrel gets the nut… Other days…