To the roommate who can’t get into the bathroom, have faith that with a mere 4,000 more likes, Facebook will ban her account, anyway.

On the off chance that this wasn’t just a complete misunderstanding about a “delivery” video, some things about your parents are just better left unspoken, unwritten and unknown…

You’re definitely more likely to attract people using this name tag than by using the phrase, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Using this method, even a total idiot could make between $250 – $750 a week!