Archive for January, 2014

When I Get Bored…

January 30th, 2014 at 1:03 pm by Anita
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When I get bored, I like to call in sick to places I don't work.  Today I'm getting written up at Khol's.

Annoying Bathroom Mirror Selfies

January 29th, 2014 at 9:36 pm by Mark
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To the roommate who can’t get into the bathroom, have faith that with a mere 4,000 more likes, Facebook will ban her account, anyway.

Girl: "For every 1,000 likes I get I'll raise my sweatshirt up one quarter of an inch higher :)" Roommate: "How many likes to get you to stop hogging the bathroom all day?"

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I Don’t Think That’s What They Meant…

January 29th, 2014 at 7:21 pm by Mark
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On the off chance that this wasn’t just a complete misunderstanding about a “delivery” video, some things about your parents are just better left unspoken, unwritten and unknown…

VHS Label: "The Making of You.  Starring Mommy & Daddy, w/ a special guest appearance by Uncle Bill."

Good Way to Meet New and Exciting People

January 29th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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You’re definitely more likely to attract people using this name tag than by using the phrase, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

HELLO  My name is: Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Facebook Addicts: Make Money from Facebook NOW!

January 29th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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Using this method, even a total idiot could make between $250 – $750 a week!

How to Make Money from Facebook.  1. just go to "Account Settings."  2. press "Deactivate my account."  3. go to work