Archive for February, 2014

Some People Not Fond of Snow

February 13th, 2014 at 1:02 pm by Mark
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I love snow. I’ve got nine inches. Got quite a lot of snow, too.

Church Sign: "If you're praying for a Blizzard please go to Dairy Queen."

The Beauty of Life

February 12th, 2014 at 7:59 pm by Mark
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Ignorance is bliss, right?

Sometimes I think about how beautiful life is.  And then I shit on the carpet.

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LifeHack: Disorganized Computer Cables

February 12th, 2014 at 5:43 pm by Mark
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Many times in Business settings, someone will complain about, “so many cables,” going to the back of a rack full of servers. I like to send them this.

Lifehack Dilemma: Cables are Disorganized.  How to hack it: 1. Grab a few binder clips (one for each cable). 2. Put them on your eyeballs. 3. Now your eyes are closed and literally all your problems are gone. Hacked?

What if Hooter’s Had Delivery?

February 12th, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Mark
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If IHOP had delivery, would it be called IRAN?

If Hooter's had delivery, would it be called "Knockers?"

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Faulty Logic

February 12th, 2014 at 1:04 pm by Mark
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One of the most baffling things in any given relationship is the perception that one person has done something wrong, and will be blamed for it, regardless of logic, explanation or even proof. These situations are exacerbated when no apology — whether warranted or not — will be accepted.

I had a dream you cheated on me. Apologize!