A Ginger I know was denied the opportunity to play for a local blues band because he didn’t have any soul…

Tonight’s return episode of The Walking Dead left a lot of unanswered questions, but had plenty of plot elements to heckle, given that it was based almost entirely around Carl. When Carl began pouring a bowl of cereal, having no milk, I immediately thought of the movie “Friday,” where Craig’s mother said, “Put some water on it. It won’t hurt nothin’.” I couldn’t wait for his father to wake up and yell, “You better put some water on that damn shit!”

And Carl’s little “breakdown” screaming at his comatose father? Well, that just screamed of Smokey’s “mind control over Deebo” …

Tip: Jessica, via Facebook

This selfie by Norman Reedus says what he thinks about people who disturb others for the hour The Walking Dead is on TV.

It’s time! Now STFU! 😉

Poor Rick. After the last episode, he lost his home, his daughter, spaghetti Tuesday and Santa Claus.

You can’t expect much from a kid who can’t even understand the phrase, “Stay in the house, Carl!”