Archive for January, 2015

What’s This Lego Character Thinking?

January 23rd, 2015 at 5:14 pm by Cassie
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Butt-erfly. Get it? Because it’s poop…

Sorry for the shitty joke. At least it wasn’t corny.

Lego: I'm Turning Into a Beautiful Butterfly!

Media Fail: Norman Reedus Edition

January 22nd, 2015 at 5:32 pm by Chered
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Daryl Dixon is not amused.

You Had One Job: Norman Reedus credited as Andrew Lincoln

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Asian Facial Recognition Fail

January 21st, 2015 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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Given that all Asians don’t actually “all look alike,” it’s apparent that Facebook’s facial recognition protocols are a bit too fuzzy for comfort in this politically correct, race-card-throwing era…

Facebook Facial Recognition: "Want to tag yourself?"

Marijuana Makes You a Mellow Pacifist?

January 20th, 2015 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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It’s perhaps unsurprising how many weed smokers are completely self-absorbed and unaware of their own actions.

So, Marijuana makes everyone a mellow pacifist? Perhaps you should explain that when you're not having a hysterical tantrum, calling me names and threatening me with bodily injury because I disagreed...

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Assassin’s Creed: Unity Dead Kings DLC Workaround

January 16th, 2015 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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So you pre-ordered Assassin’s Creed: Unity. You poor bastard! Wasn’t it a pain in the butt to not be able to play and enjoy the game until at least December 16th, 2014? Who can afford to sit and wait for 40GB of download patch from a disc that only held 17GB to begin with?

They gave us a “free” downloadable content pack in Dead Kings to make up for the debacle, but when the DLC is just as buggy as the original game, who cares, right?

You probably won’t get 100%. I mean, at least, not as far as Xbox Live or PSN are concerned. The “Defender of Franciade” Achievement won’t pop (Trophies, if you’re on the PS4) for completing the “Suger’s Legacy” quest, even after you get the damn sword out of the wall. But, at least, with a little weirdness, you can actually equip the sword and use it … And it’s pretty damn cool!

First, go up to any merchant and go to Gear Loadout. Select a Rifle — any rifle, but not a Guillotine Gun. Next, to go Pistols, and select your favorite — even if it’s already equipped. Now, go One-Handed Weapons … and you’ll notice that kickass sword — The Eagle of Suger — is already selected, so just back out…

Ya know, the investment in this game has been a real dog. It’s sad that Ubisoft doesn’t have a support department that can tell you to do anything more than, “Start over,” or “Delete your install and re-install,” but that’s pretty much what’s going to happen until the Developers actually start seeing support metrics. And, from a corporate perspective, they probably won’t, the way things are structured.

But even if they did, they still might not be able to do basic math…