Author Archive for Chered

I hate to fill in 'about me' stuff. But my favorite quote is, "Early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

Midterms Got You Down?

March 7th, 2014 at 7:37 pm by Chered
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Midterms: When ya realize whether or not you have effed around too much or not. If not, you may now breathe. If so, time for the coffee IV, mountains of pizza boxes and overfilled ashtrays.

Midterms.  The Professor (Scarface).  The Nerds (Neo from the Matrix).  Me (Shot by a car)

Ever Ruin Both Sides of an Argument?

March 2nd, 2014 at 1:26 pm by Chered
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Pissing off people shouldn’t be this much fun!!

That moment with you piss a conservative and a leftie off simultaneously... by proclamining you believe in gun rights for married gay couples to defend their home and marijuana plants.

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Rhetorical Questions About Mental Hospitals

March 1st, 2014 at 3:49 pm by Chered
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Wait, shouldn’t hallways in mental institutions be called psychopaths?

Be honest, if people could hear what you are thinking, you would be in a mental hospital.