Author Archive for Jason

Marines at the Beach

February 28th, 2014 at 1:23 pm by Jason
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What, like nobody’s built a sand fort before…

This is why I can't take my marine friends to the beach.

Putin Slams Obama

February 27th, 2014 at 7:47 pm by Jason
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Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

Vladimir Putin: "Barack Obama... Never Heard of Her."

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The Blonde Speeder and the Blonde Cop

February 27th, 2014 at 5:31 pm by Jason
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I know a few blonde officers but none of them are that bad…

Finally...The Blone Joke to End All Blonde Jokes:  A blonde woman was sppeing down the road in her little red sports car when she was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see her driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.  "Here it is," she said.  The blonde officer looked at the mirror and handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

The Latest Yoga Position

February 27th, 2014 at 3:16 pm by Jason
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Yoga teacher: "Now, get down on all fours with your rear in the air."  Marge Simpson: "What position is this?"  Yoga instructor: "The American Taxpayer."

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Ironic Slogan for a Courier Service

February 27th, 2014 at 1:03 pm by Jason
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TNT Express: Taking the logic out of logistics.

Crashed Truck Logo: "Yes we can!"  Caption: "No you can't!"