Black Friday presented us with only a sparse few “deals” this year. Most stores seemed to have the same name brands for comparable prices, with few being any different than any other time of the year.

This just proves that if you’re not intelligent enough to comprehend what you’re reading on Twitter, you should probably stick to Instagram. It also shows that Anderson Cooper, despite all evidence to the contrary, may actually be a human being with a hint of personality.

The 80’s are considered “notorious” in some circles because of the massive over-commercialization of virtually every type of music, with little to no regard for taste. The over-proliferation of cassette tapes, as well as the mid-decade release of the compact disc, signaled the death knell of the record player. And despite it, every once in a while, you’ll still find yourself humming along to some of the most annoying music ever produced, such as Culture Club’s “Karma Chameleon.”

Sometimes, there’s nothing more relaxing than sitting naked in a bean-bag chair playing Xbox, eating Doritos and drinking a nice, cold gallon of unsweetened iced tea. God, I hope they let me back in Walmart again…

Some people are such jerks…