Author Archive for Mark

After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy. Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.

Snowblower Take 2

July 25th, 2010 at 3:00 am by Mark
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After an incredible moment (NSFW), Frosty just couldn’t sustain himself…

Ice Penises

God Hates Jedi

July 24th, 2010 at 6:00 pm by Mark
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Everything was fine until those damned Westboro Trekkies showed up…

GOD HATES JEDI

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Business Win or Business Fail?

July 24th, 2010 at 2:00 pm by Mark
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Miso Harney Sushi

Umm, You’re Doing it Wrong

July 24th, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Mark
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Unless, of course, the intent was to use your pole and then start kissing on a rather fishy-smelling cat…

Man kissing a giant catfish

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Looking for Pussy? London Has It!

July 21st, 2010 at 10:00 pm by Mark
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Shock value advertising has been a growing trend in the UK for the last two years. Going backwards from the March 2010 release of Fucking Hell, we also find Pussy from 2009:

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention — that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

As much as the sales team can wax poetic about the value of Pussy, their television commercials do seem to leave people wondering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBhIr_FbzCU

Many young women in the UK have decided to experiment with Pussy. Sometimes they like it, and sometimes they don’t. It’s so difficult to tell peoples’ particular preference these days.

If you’re into Pussy, you can find it almost everywhere in London, from street corners in the morning on the way to work, to pubs and clubs in the late evening.

But one thing is for certain. Pussy can be damned expensive…