After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy.
Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.
February 12th, 2014 at 5:43 pm by Mark
Tags: cables, customer service, it, lifehack, server, work
Many times in Business settings, someone will complain about, “so many cables,” going to the back of a rack full of servers. I like to send them this.
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February 12th, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Mark
Tags: boobs, hooters, ihop, innuendo, iran, philosoraptor
If IHOP had delivery, would it be called IRAN?
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February 12th, 2014 at 1:04 pm by Mark
Tags: annoying, apologies, logic, relationships, women
One of the most baffling things in any given relationship is the perception that one person has done something wrong, and will be blamed for it, regardless of logic, explanation or even proof. These situations are exacerbated when no apology — whether warranted or not — will be accepted.
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February 11th, 2014 at 5:01 pm by Mark
Tags: canada, detroit, fail, flag, media, news, olympics
Like the BBC, who showed Team Ireland as Team India, this Sunday broadcast by an American TV News station only got forty percent of the world flags correct in their own report. Worse still, they failed to get their own country’s flag right…
But in their defense, 40% isn’t too bad, given that WXYZ News 7 is based in Detroit, Michigan, which is considered by many to be North Windsor, Ontario.
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February 11th, 2014 at 3:20 pm by Mark
Tags: bbc, fail, india, ireland, media, olympics
Someone needs to give the BBC a lesson in geography and country flags.
Tip: Rob Watson, via Facebook
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