Three women, and 25 others, like this…

A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.

Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”

“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.

Apparently, Mother Nature is confused.

Tip: Kimberly, via Facebook

If you do decide to discuss Politics and Religion online, at least some people will be ever-so-helpful. 😉

Back in the 70’s, we had excellent educations regarding the Process of Government, thanks, in no small part to the uproar of the 60’s and some wonderful educational shorts by Schoolhouse Rock.

Regardless of which side of the political fence you’re on, the rules have certainly changed regarding two thirds majority. New points of order, Yea or Nay votes and special interests have completely clouded the Legislative process to the point that no one outside of Congress can make any sense of it.

Since the 80’s, I’ve always said, “Take stock in America — Buy a U.S. Senator!”