After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnetâ„¢ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy.
Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.
May 1st, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
Tags: cats, psa, toilet paper
For cat owners, this serves as a case in point for putting the toilet paper on the roller with the leading edge hanging behind it, rather than the “NORMAL” way. By doing this, your cat can’t get frisky and unroll the entire roll.

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April 30th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
Tags: apple, business, customer service, foxconn, iphone, irony
Last week, Apple returned as many as eight million iPhones to Foxconn, citing the exact same reasons that iPhone users have complained about for years.

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April 29th, 2013 at 5:04 pm by Mark
Tags: accident, bad-drivers, bumper stickers, driving, funny signs
All I can say is, this driver has missed ample opportunities to collect scores for Slow Children, especially considering they put up signs to alert him of their presence… If you are getting a new car and need to go through the registration process, there is a lot of info here that will certainly help you out. The best way to get cash for your car in del mar is working with these folks. They are super friendly and have your best interest in mind when it comes to getting a good value for your car. You can also have an option on car wraps, just visit here to learn more. Talk to a red light ticket lawyer if you violated the speed limit or went at the red light.

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April 28th, 2013 at 1:33 pm by Mark
Tags: bathroom, bathrooms, cleaning, cleanup, harry-potter, kids, parenting, sarcasm
Obviously, an extended trip to the toilet will have the excuse, “Sorry, I was trying to find the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets.”

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April 27th, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Mark
Tags: adele, advertising, dell, radio, rolling in the deep
Adele’s song, “Rolling in the Deep,” is case in point where commercial radio plays the same song over and over so often that people become physically ill at the mere mention of it, or the name of the artist who sang it.

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