This trend usually continues until at least age forty-seven.

Hey stupid, the police are going to have their own “Occupy” movement: Occupy Uranus.

Writing this on your midriff with a Sharpie™ is most effective when wearing a Valtrex t-shirt.

Left early, because that was NOT the kind of “ball” she was after…

Don’t they realize the word “scapegoat” doesn’t literally apply to sheep-like animals?