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Colin Mochrie on Zombies

January 19th, 2014 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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For lack of The Walking Dead on a Sunday, I’m trying to imagine what face Ryan Stiles would make after hearing this most excellent question…

Twitter Colin Mochrie @colingmochrie: "How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a man's ribcage, but when you are alive you struggle with a bag of chips?"

Choked on a Goat and Peed in Your Coffee?

January 18th, 2014 at 7:28 pm by Mark
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The silver lining, I suppose, is that the goat didn’t pee in the coffee…

"Yeah my morning was shitty...and the rest of the day was hot...Monterey is good. This morning I choked on a goat and pissed in my coffee." "Lol!!" "LOL NO...I choked on my TOAST and SPILLED my coffee....fuckin spell check..." "I like the other one better!!" "You would...hippy..."

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Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemas Closet?

January 18th, 2014 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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I really don’t wanna hear about your “best” one…

Auto Correct Has Become My Worst Enema

Something Extra in Your Sandwich (NSFW)

January 17th, 2014 at 9:35 pm by Mark
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The least he could do is eat it. The best he could do is finish.

I don't think I can eat this sandwich...

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Marriage Proposal Rejected by Finger

January 17th, 2014 at 7:46 pm by Mark
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To the groom to be, at least it wasn’t her middle finger.

"I said yes!"  Smapaynepapi: "But your finger says no. :-("