Cellphone Ancestry

February 26th, 2013 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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The adolescent phone snickered for hours when the elder cellphone told him about his great-great-grandfather’s massive crank…

Cellphone: "That's right, dead, our ancestors had tails."

LEGO Star Wars Sets Still Painful When Barefoot

February 25th, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark
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After the kids leave and go home, their bedroom most always looks like Lego Alderaan, and must be traversed in the same manner as navigating an uncharted asteroid field…

LEGO Star Wars  1) Lego Death Star  2) Lego Alderaan

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Grumpy Cat Does Kristen Stewart Impersonations

February 24th, 2013 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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I wonder who would win in a competition between American’s most popular single-expression cat and America’s most popular single-expression actress?

Grumpy Cat Stewart Does Kristen Stewart Impressions: Happy, Amused, Excited

Grumpy Cat on Gun Control

February 23rd, 2013 at 9:06 pm by Mark
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Truer words were never spoken…

Grumpy Cat: Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People. Ban People.

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Keep Calm and Carry On?

February 22nd, 2013 at 7:16 pm by Mark
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“Keep Calm and Carry On” propaganda, created by the British Information Ministry during World War II has been one of the most widely overused slogans on the Internet for the pasts few months. There have been sarcastic spoofs galore, most probably due, in no small part, to the fact that a vast majority of people are so willing to indiscriminately bite the heads off of every around them for no apparent reason…

Kep Calm - We'll Get to the Carrion Part in a Minute