The Racist, Homophobic Supermarket
February 13th, 2013 at 7:41 pm by Mark
Tags: gay, groceries, racism
I won’t be shopping here again! Aisle Five was Italian, and Aisle One was Fruits!
Tags: gay, groceries, racism
She Can’t Be That Flexible…
February 13th, 2013 at 12:31 pm by Michelle
Tags: childbirth, kids, parenting, vagina
Obviously, it’s not a clown car. Imagine that many trying to climb back in!
An Irrational and a Rational Go to Therapy…
February 12th, 2013 at 5:47 pm by MarkTags: marriage, math, pi, therapy
Though she blames Pi for the breakdown of the relationship, she doesn’t often mention how she found 3 to be far more rational and much easier to deal with when trying to multiply…
Who Do You Blame for Your Farts?
February 12th, 2013 at 12:14 pm by MichelleTags: blame, farting, farts
Most people blame the dog whenever they fart. We usually blame my four-year-old niece who gets so angry at the accusation, she threatens to run away…
Unflattering Beyonce, Anyone?
February 11th, 2013 at 9:24 pm by MarkTags: beyonce, celebrities, homer simpson, simpsons, superbowl, unflattering beyonce
Given the news that Beyoncé’s publicist has asked Buzzfeed to pull down the “unflattering” photos from her half-time performance at this year’s Superbowl, you knew it’d only be a matter of time before we chimed in…
