Valentine’s Day Stalker?
February 14th, 2015 at 1:28 pm by Mark
Tags: pepper spray, stalking, valentines day
These days, some “Secret Admirers” go far beyond the acceptable…
Tags: pepper spray, stalking, valentines day
Over 40 and Single on Valentine’s Day?
February 14th, 2015 at 11:08 am by MarkTags: cats, single, valentines day
On Valentine’s Day, a middle-aged cat lady receives a visit from her Fairy Godmother, who offers her three wishes.
“I wish I was twenty-one and beautiful!” The wish is instantly granted.
“I wish I had a million dollars!” The wish is granted.
“I wish that my cat here was the most handsome, sexiest guy in the world and that he’s madly in love with me!” The wish is granted.
The now-young lady and her man go inside, but he seems uninterested in doing anything more than cuddling, despite her repeated attempts to get him in the mood. Her frustration is beginning to show.
He stops, looks deeply into her eyes and says, “Are you upset that you had me fixed?”
Another Reason Why Germans Don’t Play Scrabble
February 13th, 2015 at 5:40 pm by MarkTags: complicated, english, German, scrabble
Because four words, “floor sanding machine rental” was just too damned easy.
Progressive Thinking About Birth Control
February 12th, 2015 at 5:52 pm by MarkTags: birth control, gun control, guns, zach galifianakis
Speaking of “other” forms of “gun control” …
All-Female Ghostbusters to Debut in 2016
February 11th, 2015 at 5:52 pm by MarkTags: butter, ghostbusters, good, movies
According to news reports, the 2016 edition of Ghostbusters — the reboot featuring an all-female cast — has an official green-light. Reactions from original cast members Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray and Sigourney Weaver have been both complimentary and favorable. But until 2016, who ya gonna call?
