Listening to the trials and tribulations of a friend of mine as she re-enters the dating scene has been nothing short of comical. The other day, she mentioned that her milkshake, “seems to bring ALL SIDES to the yard,” including, “a very sweet transgendered lady.”

My current theory is that she may have left the straw in the milkshake….

Apparently, self-awareness and a modicum of maturity can help some of the most hopeless Justin Bieber fans.

If I ever own a bar, this is how I want the bathroom floor painted. I wonder if people who were afraid of heights would end up with vertigo in this bathroom?

Yeah, this totally sounds like something I’d do…

Lack of coffee just might explain why Grumpy Cat is so grumpy.