Please Use Tongue

January 30th, 2014 at 9:08 pm by Mark
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That’s what she said…

Bread: "Do not touch braed with hands. Please use tongue."

Still Visit Your Grandparents?

January 30th, 2014 at 7:05 pm by Mark
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This Center seems to lack a lot of the usual facilities…

Senior Citizens Center

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Consequences of a Gutter Mind

January 30th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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If this sort of thing were true for every profession, bloggers would never have day jobs.

Jaypee via Twitter: "Choices have consequences. When I was young, I was to go to medical school. In the entrance exam were asked to rearrange the word PNEIS to form the name of an important human body part. Those who answered SPINE are today docors while the rest of us are on the internet, doing some shit."

When I Get Bored…

January 30th, 2014 at 1:03 pm by Anita
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When I get bored, I like to call in sick to places I don't work.  Today I'm getting written up at Khol's.

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Annoying Bathroom Mirror Selfies

January 29th, 2014 at 9:36 pm by Mark
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To the roommate who can’t get into the bathroom, have faith that with a mere 4,000 more likes, Facebook will ban her account, anyway.

Girl: "For every 1,000 likes I get I'll raise my sweatshirt up one quarter of an inch higher :)" Roommate: "How many likes to get you to stop hogging the bathroom all day?"