July 18th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
Tags: incest, leia, luke skywalker, star wars, Vader
Remember when Luke screamed to Vader, “No! It’s not true! I’ll never join you!”? Well, prior to the Star Wars Special Edition, Luke might’ve thought he had a very valid reason…

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July 17th, 2013 at 5:18 pm by Mark
Tags: bumper stickers, cats, funny signs
Crazy Cat Lady may be a Black Belt.

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July 16th, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Mark
Tags: capitalization, comma, english, grammar, innuendo
Proper use of Commas is as important as the proper use of Capitalization, especially when someone I know was telling the story about helping his uncle Jack off his horse.

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July 15th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
Tags: a&e, reality, reality tv, stupidity, television
Every time someone says something stupid, I want to follow them around with a camera and pitch a new reality television show to A&E…

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July 14th, 2013 at 5:29 pm by Mark
Tags: office space, stapler, star wars, Vader
Apparently, that whole “red stapler” thing stuck in my head. I think Lumbergh would make an excellent, if not quirky, Sith Lord…

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