I didn’t fail Biology or Math when I was in school, and thus, never fathered any children. I will admit, however, that I did fail English once, which is a bit odd to me, considering it is my first language…

Just down the Hall from Dr. Slutsky in Room 9021-O is Mike Hock, Chief of Staff.

“North West” might be a cute and clever name for a baby, but only if your name is Kanye. Neither parent seems to care about the future chiding, “I went down south on North West,” when she’s in high school…

Bathroom etiquette from the gym…

WalMart’s grocery department needs price tags like this so that every consumer can see how badly they’re getting screwed over by not shopping at Kroger. Anyone who says they’re cheaper obviously hasn’t paid attention in class.