We’re Back!

June 9th, 2013 at 1:57 pm by Mark
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Thanks to some very stale DNS records at a partner site (they were caching the old IP address for the site and wouldn’t let it drop for anything!) we were unable to have any images show up since June 2nd. I finally dug in hard, being nearly a week later, and found someone to listen to me complain and fix the issue. Which reminds me of something that’s far too often true…

Reasons Why People Work Work With Computers Seem To Have a Lot of Spare Time.... Web Developer: "It's uploading'  SysAdmin: "It's rebooting"  Hacker: "It's scripted"  3D Artist: "It's rendering"  IT Consultant: "It's your problem now"  Programmer: "It's compiling"

Apple Butter: Apparently Made by Ho’s

June 8th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Myself, I prefer the Apple Butter made by Mennonites, but only because I’ve never been one to give money to strange ho’s.

Ho Made Apple Butter

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Friday: Time to Make Fun of the Boss

June 7th, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Bostitch stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Milton, from the movie Office Space

Yeah, if you could do a better job cropping your photos, that'd be g-----

How to Get Beaten Senseless After a Press Conference

June 6th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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Yes, it’s old news from 2004, but in nine years, I’ve yet to come up with a single, logical reason that this product exists.

Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University, has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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I Hate When They Stare At Me…

June 5th, 2013 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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It could be worse. Imagine the large, brown eyes of a cow about to be slaughtered… Okay, perhaps that’s not so bad, because now I’m thinking, “Cheeseburger.”

Never Felt So Bad Crushing Boxes at Work...