Over the last year, we’ve heard numerous horror stories about people following Apple Maps directions and having their safety, and even their lives, jeopardized. This phenomenon underscores the need for people to stop blindly relying on technology to get them to their destinations…

That some people continue to believe that crop circles are caused by Aliens makes an absolute mockery of common sense.

This is why I don’t fly Virgin Airways: because I’m sick and tired of all those motherf@#$in’ badgers on the motherf#@$in’ plane.

When you begin seeing AT-AT Walkers in the clouds, you know it’s time to stop watching Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back so often…

Of course, it’s also a known fact that if you allow boys to watch Twilight, they end up with more sparkling glitter than the average stripper…