Time to pack up and move to Ireland!

Despite being owned by the same company, Sam’s Club consistently displays higher standards than their WalMart stores, even when it comes to “weird” clientele…

Funny how due to the evolution of the English language we’re left with a rather disturbing mental image when reading this sign.

Of course, there’s also the argument that it was literal, and meant for the those who weren’t intelligent enough to use a voting machine a few years ago… I’m jus’ sayin’…

This just goes to show that no matter how impressive the lizard, pussy is still better.