Photography: A Lesson in Perspective
December 29th, 2012 at 9:07 pm by MarkTags: anal sex, Beer, innuendo, photography
Perspective is exceptionally important when taking photographs of people or objects with slogans…
Perspective is exceptionally important when taking photographs of people or objects with slogans…
From the same store who boasted, “We now Sell Cold Beer!!! We now sell Wine!!!” in the Condom aisle, we now find that said alcohol sales may have some unintended side-effects…
A note to those for whom the sign was intended: Howie Mandel proved that any condom can fit over the average person’s head, so there’s no point in trying one on unless your hose counts as “extra equipment” with your local Volunteer Fire Department.
Even Wal-Mart got in on the act. Of course, the flag has only 11 stripes instead of the usual thirteen… Damn Chinese knock-offs…
Now it’s just a few hours before we celebrate the birth of our nation by going outside and shooting off another incredible Chinese invention: FIREWORKS!
Hands up — How many people wish it wasn’t false advertising?
Hopefully, they put “GUESS WHAT! We now sell Condoms!!!” on the beer fridge, too.