Posts Tagged with "cars"

If You Love It, Lube It

July 24th, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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In addition to being good preventive maintenance for your automobile, this is also sage advice for young married couples…

Pro Lube Sign: "If you love it, lube it. Make it last."

You Never Know What You’ll Get on Craigslist

July 11th, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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I was looking for a car once, and told the woman I was calling about the ad. She gave me her address, and when I showed up, she said, “Just remember, no biting or hitting, and you have to use a condom.” Apparently, she was selling more than just a Lumina on Craigslist…

"Hi, this is Randy. I saw your penis for sale on Craigslist. Is it still available? If so I would like to come take it for a test drive tonight sometime."  "Hi Randy, im selling a prius. Is that what you meant?"  "YES!!! Apologies new phone"  "Well it's craigslist. You never know."