It is so much better than having an idiot sharing the sofa!

On Valentine’s Day, a middle-aged cat lady receives a visit from her Fairy Godmother, who offers her three wishes.

“I wish I was twenty-one and beautiful!” The wish is instantly granted.

“I wish I had a million dollars!” The wish is granted.

“I wish that my cat here was the most handsome, sexiest guy in the world and that he’s madly in love with me!” The wish is granted.

The now-young lady and her man go inside, but he seems uninterested in doing anything more than cuddling, despite her repeated attempts to get him in the mood. Her frustration is beginning to show.

He stops, looks deeply into her eyes and says, “Are you upset that you had me fixed?”

It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.

Some people, you just have to wonder about.

I keep thinking, this might be what happens when you feed them after midnight, but that might be something else…