Thanking Jesus on Sunday
March 18th, 2012 at 2:05 pm by MarkTags: christianity, immigration, Jesus, migrant workers, religion, sarcasm
Gracias, señor.
Gracias, señor.
The next time YOU need to move YOUR mobile home, remember:
JESUS SAVES — By using Christ His Grace is Sufficient Mobile Home Service and Transporting, Inc. to transport His mobile home.
Apparently, Jesus-Misericordieux on Reunion Island is being flocked by people believing that a miracle has happened, in that the face of Jesus appeared on a Roman Catholic priest’s seat cushion.
*cough*
I would expect to find Jesus in the lowest of places… In the ceiling tile of a seedy hostel, to remind someone of how things “could be.” Perhaps in the sweat of a beer can, to give hope to the hopeless.
But is it wrong of me to refuse to believe that he will magically appear under the ass of a hairy, sweaty priest at an aging church in a popular European tourist destination?
And if the photo here is authentic, I believe that’s one of Johnny Hart’s characters from B.C….
I would like to point out that we here at Blogitude.com have hit the 666th post. This esteemed honor of the 666th post goes to Mr. Mark Steel.
So I salute you Mark, this beer is on you!
So, as of late we here at blogitude.com have not been writing as frequently as we should. Although I think it might have something to with the fact some of us got caught up in our own lives. So I will take the first step in order to break the silence. I have to offer two funny articles: the first on why unothodox Christians would never breed if they truly followed their own ideas (Yay! No more Temple Baptist Church, School, or Crown College); the second more condom news!
Whack, Unwrap, and Enjoy!