Posts Tagged with "christianity"

Thanking Jesus on Sunday

March 18th, 2012 at 2:05 pm by Mark
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Gracias, señor.

Jesus Saves

October 8th, 2011 at 6:35 pm by Mark
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The next time YOU need to move YOUR mobile home, remember:

JESUS SAVES — By using Christ His Grace is Sufficient Mobile Home Service and Transporting, Inc. to transport His mobile home.

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Oh, My God! Err, No, Just Bad Personal Hygeine…

March 17th, 2009 at 3:42 am by Mark
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     Apparently, Jesus-Misericordieux on Reunion Island is being flocked by people believing that a miracle has happened, in that the face of Jesus appeared on a Roman Catholic priest’s seat cushion.

     *cough*

     I would expect to find Jesus in the lowest of places…  In the ceiling tile of a seedy hostel, to remind someone of how things “could be.”  Perhaps in the sweat of a beer can, to give hope to the hopeless.

     But is it wrong of me to refuse to believe that he will magically appear under the ass of a hairy, sweaty priest at an aging church in a popular European tourist destination?

     And if the photo here is authentic, I believe that’s one of Johnny Hart’s characters from B.C….

B.C.

Tip: Sam, the absentee blogitude.com writer

MARK of the DEVIL

September 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pm by Zacque
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   I would like to point out that we here at Blogitude.com have hit the 666th post.  This esteemed honor of the 666th post goes to Mr. Mark Steel.

   I find it very amusing that in this blog Mark said he was tired of being screwed over, screwed with, while I wish that he could just get the screw he wants…  LOL!
666th post

666th post

 

  So I salute you Mark,  this beer is on you!

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A Terrible Track Record

April 30th, 2008 at 1:43 am by Zacque
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So, as of late we here at blogitude.com have not been writing as frequently as we should.  Although I think it might have something to with the fact some of us got caught up in our own lives.  So I will take the first step in order to break the silence.  I have to offer two funny articles: the first on why unothodox Christians would never breed if they truly followed their own ideas  (Yay! No more Temple Baptist Church, School, or Crown College); the second more condom news!

Whack, Unwrap, and Enjoy!

Tip: Thanks to Beth for the links.