I don’t care… Farts are funny all the time.

That’s what she said…

The Roxbury Guys would be proud…

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This post is especially crafted for after one of those boring Sunday morning sermons. But maybe this preacher is the type who thinks Mary was a bitch because she rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem…

And I would answer them by saying, “As often as possible, or at least once a day, whichever is first.” Not that my sex life is any of their business…